Condimentae Esotericae

daveon will be pleased to see I'm already making steady progress with that bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce, strictly one drop at a time. "The Original Hottest Sauce in the Universe" also claims to be useful for stripping waxed floors and removing driveway grease stains, but I've established it also does an excellent job of scaring away pets, delicate women and small children.

brisingamen will be distraught to learn that the Bukhara's world-famous dal absolutely definitely no longer comes in tins. The restaurant here in Delhi once claimed to be shifting 200 a day and made it available across India, so why it's no longer produced commercially is something of a mystery. But one fan's loss is another fan's gain: drpete discovers he has his own personal condiment range.

AKICOLJ: hot_sauce and mr_condiment.
Ten-Step Recovery Plan: ale_addicts.