Passing it along
Oct. 29th, 2005 09:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
peteryoung
How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,
5. One to give a billion-dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb,
6. One to get a photo of Bush, dressed as a janitor, on a ladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished",
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",
8. One to viciously smear #7,
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along,
10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Ten...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,
5. One to give a billion-dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb,
6. One to get a photo of Bush, dressed as a janitor, on a ladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished",
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",
8. One to viciously smear #7,
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along,
10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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Date: 2005-10-29 09:28 am (UTC)Crazy(the job also known as a fuck-up)Soph
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Date: 2005-10-29 09:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-29 09:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-29 10:08 am (UTC)10 crony appointments to take the fat salary; 100 actual workers to be paid less-than-minimum wage for getting it done.