Frothy Word Knit

[peteryoung]

Making myself a prime candidate for stevegreen's nifty LJ "boot" feature, here are some rather good spam headlines that have recently caught my eye (and let's face it, you'd never read them if I put them under a cut):

selfabasement prestidigitation
benningtonpenntwilightdubiousnapontology
We,ve got a powerful lawn tractor with your name on it
The new ganaration of repliccas is here in antarctica
droopy enstatite yankton glaucous minim
frothy word knit
chargeable ashley
Did you see her Impotence receptors
crap
Your Site Needs a Mess Marketing Program
Reply to your p0st... stimulus lagrange
You are a human being.
Dnot mvoe form yuor hosue
Stop feeling guilty about spying
Spying is i!!egal
Why D0es y0ur wife spy 0n y0u
Feeling !Onely?
soup obelisk
Say goodbuy to your anxiety
Get your own replica
Drink chateau baboon
We think we may be able to get a good rate for your your your your area property
Dying for some dissent sleep?
You are 10st as of January 30th
Start your year with more funs

From:
Eruption E. Exacerbating
Queasiest P. Curl
Paganism A. Calamine
Seafood Wellknob
Augusta Boggs
Alyce A. Canticles
Greenwich F. Venturesome
Insurgent I. Battlefields
Sudanese C. Abated

Comments

[peteyoung.livejournal.com]

I put together some spam poetry for Zoo Nation #5 in 2004:

Do Filters Dream of Prefabricated Sheep?

Futons ignite, to the linguist, lovingly? Returning, solving, speculating, but where solves the wall
As though picnics were cheerleaders, devoured by women, hits the dream vessel to explore.

Spins woefully, like hats laughing, query alas, cotton has rendered, pondering unto what
Scary as an answer plays about the quantum bush, spark conducts painfully to a prefabricated sheep,
The man puts down roots, as if the day is an acorn.

solitary hominid: suspensory bivious jyngine exanimate never –

Not one of my better efforts, admittedly.

[frandowdsofa.livejournal.com]

I was almost tempted to read my spam from Ophelia Flowers, just to see how sad it could get. But I resisted.

[hddod.livejournal.com]

Well done, "Drink chateau baboon" has just made me chortle out loud in the office. :)

[camies.livejournal.com]

Drink Chateau Baboon?
It's often tasted like it, I must say.

hehn

[cleanskies.livejournal.com]

spam_poetry

I had "Not have a hyena" as a subject line recently.

[hmpf.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I'm almost sad my spam filters filter almost everything out. *g*