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When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. A Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?"

One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the Moon. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the Moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape recorder. The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief, then the NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording but wisely refused to translate. So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They laughed long and hard but also refused to translate the elder's message to the Moon.

Finally, an official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing the translator relayed the message: "Watch out for these assholes. They've come to steal your land."

Date: 2006-06-19 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexmc.livejournal.com
First time I've smiled today. Thanks

Date: 2006-06-19 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gardener.livejournal.com
Reminds me of J G Ballard's comment on the Apollo 11 landing in 1969: "If I were a Martian, I'd start running now!"

Date: 2006-06-19 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peteyoung.livejournal.com
Also reminds me of a far briefer joke:

A native American buys a beer into a Boston bar. The barman, suspecting he was probably new around town, tries to engage him in conversation. "So, how do you like our city?"

"It's fine. How do you like our country?"

Fantastic!

Date: 2006-06-19 12:31 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] the-magician.livejournal.com
A lovely story, which I shall pass on ...

Origin

Date: 2006-06-19 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godelescherbach.livejournal.com
Hmmm...an urban legend, it appears:

"Although it might possibly have earlier antecedents as yet unknown to us, the origin of this tale appears to be a joke Johnny Carson included in his Tonight Show monologue on the evening of 22 July 1969, two days after Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin became the first men to set foot on the surface of the moon."

(Snopes.com)

Re: Origin

Date: 2006-06-19 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] del-c.livejournal.com
Next you'll be telling me an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman didn't really walk into a bar.

Re: Origin

Date: 2006-06-19 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godelescherbach.livejournal.com
Nah, it was a priest, a rabbi and a shaman.

Just don't mention The War!

Re: Origin

Date: 2006-06-27 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pickledginger.livejournal.com
I wondered ... but Apollo or apocrypha, it's still grand!

Date: 2006-06-27 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pickledginger.livejournal.com
That's wonderful!

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