Spam Cops from the Alternate Universe

Antimatter U. Policewomen has just kindly notified me how I can "meeet a seexy giirl for seex tnight". Coming from a non-existent website called 'surrealismo.com' in the human mental environment called cyberspace, this is all getting very abstract and altogether too science fictional.

I wonder how we could ever explain it all to our dogs and cats.