Spam Cops from the Alternate Universe

[peteryoung]

Antimatter U. Policewomen has just kindly notified me how I can "meeet a seexy giirl for seex tnight". Coming from a non-existent website called 'surrealismo.com' in the human mental environment called cyberspace, this is all getting very abstract and altogether too science fictional.

I wonder how we could ever explain it all to our dogs and cats.

Comments

[del-c.livejournal.com]

A cheeky small young black cat is fond of trespassing in my garden while my two are locked inside. I caught him standing outside the kitchen window the other day. He looked me straight in the eye, then urinated on the side of a plant pot, giving a little shudder to spray the drops good and wide.

I would have no trouble whatsoever explaining spammers to my cats.

[supergee.livejournal.com]

Don't do it. If you do hook up with a seexy giirl from Antimatter, the earth will move more than you wish.

[peteyoung.livejournal.com]

The earth moving just a little now and then would be an improvement...

[numbat.livejournal.com]

I am of the opinion that there are only two substances in this universe, matter and doesn't matter.

[dyfferent.livejournal.com]

I love those names. I hate spam, but I love the random names. I got one last week from "Carolina Ho."