A Presidential Breakfast

[peteryoung]

One morning, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

And what may I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?"

"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in office a full term yet!"

As the waitress storms away Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche'."

Comments

[crazysoph.livejournal.com]

Bwa ha ha ha ha hah!!

Crazy(and from dear_hubby too! Bwa ha ha hah!)Soph

[vicarage.livejournal.com]

A google on the 2 words shows that lots of variation, 90% Bush, but with a fair scattering of Clinton too. No Reagan or Carter though.